David Royko Psy.D


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The only explanation I can fathom is that President Pond Scum has won -- we have become Russia, and Russia of the Soviet era no less when people stood in long lines for anything and everything. What other rational explanation could there be for what I am seeing out of my window today overlooking the Daley Plaza? That line? FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POPCORN! Yep. One bag. Not a lifetime supply. And they seem to have to throw something at something else to get it, which means it takes a few moments before you even get your bag, making this whole process even slower. I kid you not because it would be a dumb joke. Don't believe me? I don't blame you. I'm not even sure I believe me. But here's proof (although, of course, the Trib undoubtedly is fake media): http://www.chicagotribune.com/redeye/restaurants/ct-redeye-garrett-popcorn-chicago-cubs-partners-wrigley-20180221-story.html
Posted on February 22, 2018 Full Size|